1. Late night grumblings

    One of my biggest character flaws, I am coming to realize, is I do not feel lonely. My ability to feel and understand this feeling in others is incredibly muted.

    It is like looking at a foggy mirror: you know something is there, you are familiar with the shape and can make out the general features, but you couldn’t draw it or name specific details.

  2. consulting-lokean:

    lordofthewincest:

    skeletons have become a meme and that means there is a meme inside you, with you at all times.

    evilsoutherngentleman

  3. megan-is-a-doll:

    Went to my old apartment. The one directly above the room a dead man rotted in for five days or so before anyone discovered him (that’s a different story).
    Drew a card, asking if Scott (dead guy) was there. The card suggests deceit.
    Drew another asking who was there. The card suggests a nice, gentle-mannered man with good advice.
    Uh-huh. Sure you are. I’m on to you, tricksy fucker.

  4. (Source: allisonargents)

  5. nitratediva:

Vampira enjoys a vampire cocktail (“You like it, it hates you!”) in a rare clip from The Vampira Show. 

    nitratediva:

    Vampira enjoys a vampire cocktail (“You like it, it hates you!”) in a rare clip from The Vampira Show

  6. comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

oh my fucking GOD THIS IS GENIUS

    comicshans:

    supervillan skeleton

    oh my fucking GOD THIS IS GENIUS

  7. 11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
    3 am: lol

  8. HOLY SHIT I JUST FOUND A CACHE OF ONCE LOST HALLOWEEN COOKIE CUTTERS

    SECRET AUGUST WORK-CATION FROM CONSULTING JUST GOT BETTER

  9. ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

    achievement-hunter:

    miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

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  10. nugqets:

    me and my friends on halloween

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